Uweeval was last night....I got to relieve some stress. Denise Belfon shamed some men onstage. Go Sassy Wow!

I'm feeling kinda down right now, for all those who seem to think I'm an eternal ray of sunshine. So down in fact, that I decided to sit out Spring Break beach lime.
At least I have the house to myself again so I can wallow, uninterupted, in my melancholy.

I wonder if Obeah women are listed in the yellow pages...I think I may need one for matters of the heart.

Awright, no ballroom tonight (even though we need it...competition is only a week away.Yikes!) and I'm takin' this opportunity to get my ass to snorin'!
Yes, my best friend tells me I snore.
I asked her "Y'mean cute, dainty snores, right?"
To which she responded, "No."
I think she's makin' it up.

C.O.T.
My mum is sitting watchin' WWE wrestling with my brother. Her running commentary is hilarious:
Mum: Wow, he's a big guy, isn't he?
Mum: So wait, who's she? Tha's his girlfriend?
Mum: Those pants he has on are sooooo tight!
Mum: I can't see his testicles in those pants, can you?
Warren: No.
Mum: Aaaaah! He just got slammed down so hard!! Man Warren, this is foolishness, how you cuh watch dis?
Warren: Muuuuum! Shhh!!

Peace out. I gine and hol' some zzz's.

I saw something today that struck me as somewhat odd....I was being driven in the general town area and I saw this guy, he was dressed in typical "thug" gear: baggy jeans, stocking cap, tims, etc.,
anyway, I saw him coax this dog (I dunno if it was a stray or not) over to him, then he bent down and petted it. I guess this seemed so strange to me because ya never associate a "thug" with the sensitivity and compassion with which you would associate an animal lover! It's usually one or the other!
It was such a small thing that guy did, but dammit, it touched me. There's a life lesson in this somewhere kids: something along the lines of: " You can't judge a book by it's cover".

C.O.T.
I was SOOO tired at work today that I made myself a cup of coffee! And I drank it too! Drastic times call for drastic measures. A co-worker of mine took a good look at me (with the expression of someone who is examining a particularly disgusting bug) and commented that she could see dark circles around my eyes. Tha's when I took the cue and headed to the boardroom for an emergency nap!

This madness must stop.

I bought myself a new handbag today and it's probably not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things, but caw-lemma, I feel fussy anyway!

Funny how the obtainment of a simple object can seem to bring joy. Does this mean I'm materialistic? I've always prided myself on my non-materialasticity (you caught me...English is not my first language).

Anyhow, lemme take this opportunity to talk about my cool new bag! It's reversible! That means it's like 2 bags in one! Couldn't you just die?!?!

Change of Topic( I've decided to make an official heading when I change the subject. This will be shortened to C.O.T. in the future)
I caught myself driftin' off to sleep at my desk today. This is not good. I need to fit more sleep into my schedule somehow! It's this consarned internet!
It calls to me, like a waiting lover, it seduces me with it's promise of everything, and it keeps me up all night in it's heated embrace....

Today was an average Monday. In fact, I'd say it was maybe a lil' a better than most, but I have no clue why.
Turns out the insurance salesman that works in my building has taken a liking to yours truly. Dear God, why me?

Now for the first ever edition of Daana-mania Trivia!

*What I want most in the world right this minute*: To have someone rub my tummy until I fall asleep. I think I'd purr like a cat.

Ballroom this evening wasn't too bad. No leg cramps this time and I decided to be kind to my feet (and rather delinquent at the same time) and wear slippers for part of my session.

My arch rival, I'll call her A*, didn't show up this time. Wonder where she was....
Despite being a thorn in my side, I have to admit, she IS a top dancer, and her presence has inspired me to work harder, so I guess she's useful afterall. This doesn't change my personal goal of kicking her ass in the Samba though!

I just had a banana smoothie. I'm so happy I've made them a part of my life! For those who don't know how to make them, lemme fill ya in:

1. Get those over-ripe bananas that nobody seems to wanna eat
2. Freeze 'em
3. Chuck one of 'em in a blender along with about 3/4 to 1 cup of cold 2% milk (or you can use whole milk if you must!)
4. Blend for about 45 seconds.
5. Drink it!