Friday, April 18, 2003

Daana's New Favourite Sandwich:
Roasted eggplant and brie, with mango chutney, alfalfa sprouts and mayo, on a whole-wheat hoagie.
Simply orgasmic.

C.O.T.
It's Good Friday, which means all 4 members of the Linton family are home at one time. The house feels crowded. I dunno HOW I managed to wrestle my way to the computer but, with the grace of God, I managed it!
Where did the tradition of staying home and doing nothing on a Good Friday come from? If breaking this tradition is a sin then we're all goin' to hell in a hand-basket cuz
we went out periwinkle-ing just now, and it wasn't bad. We got half a plastic bag full! I really need to get out and around my beautiful country more often...check out all the less frequented coastlines.

When we got back home, I did some bakes! Yes, I actually cooked something. And I can be quite justified in saying that my bakes are "hard like big rock!"
My brother nearly chipped a tooth.

Wonder what else I can ruin?

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Beach again today!
I felt like a movie star, posing on the lounge chair, sippin' my bottled water ( it was actually tap water) on the white sandy beach of a tropical island. I could definately get used to this! Beach liming all day, and dancing all night! All I gotta do now is formulate a money-making plan to sustain my dream lifestyle.

C.O.T.
Awright, if I understand this right, the point of the blog is to act as some kind of outlet for anything that's on the blogger's mind....maybe even,... dare I say it, a confessional! With that, I bring to you another shocking episode of....

Daana's Deep Dark Secrets *cue the spooky organ music*

Okay, this is really hard for me to say, but...I can never really relax while in the sea because I always get this feeling that some fish, or a shark, or a supposedly-extinct sea-monster will creep silently up to me when I'm not paying attention, and EAT ME TO DEATH!!!! AAAAAAAAH!
Phew. I think I feel a little better now.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Today was a BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL day in Bim! Warm sun, blue sky...ahhhhhhh, perfect day for the beach!
Yes, I went to the beach! Only for an hour, but it was still groovy.

While I was takin' a little dip to cool off, the life-guard that was checkin' me out earlier approached me, "Escuse me, may I have a word with you?"
I start thinkin' "Schuupes, here come the cheezy lines now. These men cyan just do dey job insteada harassin' de people girl children!"
He then hit me wid "See dem sandy patches of water? Don't swim in dem! If you get into trouble, I gine have to rescue ya." , and then he walked off.

Daanz humbled in a one.
Quote Of The Week
"Consider me your pimp."
- Mark, my present dance partner.

My whole life I've been taught that exibiting "ho" characteristics was a bad thing, and here Mark goes encouraging me in this direction!
Then again, we WERE dancing the rumba (very seductive dance, this one). I believe his exact words were:
"Awright, you're s'posed to make ALL the men in the room want to rush on to the dancefloor and gang-bang you...including me, but you won't do it cuz I don't get turned on that easily"

*sigh* Why he's gotta bring it so raw sometimes?

Monday, April 14, 2003

I didn't actually make it to the beach today so my Pale Period has been extended one more day.
Was telling my future dance partner about my Tanning Plans online this morning and he said "You look good the way you are.". I was extremely flattered since
a.) he's never really complimented me before and
b.) he's 16... I'm not sure why this makes it count more, but it does.

Things Daana Did Today:
1. Watch a whole lotta t.v. (at least 5/8th's of it was Discovery and BBC, so I don't count it as a waste of time)
2. An hour and a half of yoga ( they call me Ms. Lotus Position)
3. Make an anklet. (to aid me on my quest for gorgeous feet)
4. Work on my bestfriend's birthday present.

Hmm, when I list 'em like that, it doesn't look like much.

Ahhh, I found out that food tastes better when you're on vacation...even the very air smells sweeter!
It's Monday morning and I woke up at 6:10am.
Pathetic.
Maybe I'll mosey along to the beach today. I wish I was more comfortable goin' to the beach alone. This's one- those things I gotta get over myself.