With complete confidence in my own heterosexuality, I would like to make following comments:

1.)DAMN! The lead singer of the Pussy Cat Dolls is FINE! I gotta say, watching the "Buttons" video is inspiring in so many ways! I reccommend watching it (likewise the "Bootylicious" video by Desyiny's Child or the "Get the Party Started" video by Pink) before goin' out for a night on the town. It certainly puts ya in the appropriate femme-fatale, ready-for-anything kinda mood!

2.) Last Saturday night I found myself in the presence of an acqaintance of mine: a total knockout of a woman. The men in the bar became puddles in their seats as she walked by, which I've noticed is the norm whenever she's near.
With her petite stature, stellar physique, flawless caramel skin, scandelous fashion sense and angelic face, she commands the attention of every male entity in the vicinity, and I must admit that I get a kick out of simply knowing her, for she has been the topic of conversation for many of my male friends.

She joined the Private and I for a drink and a brief chat and during that time, I noticed something: there was absolutely no discomfort on my part! I dare say that it is usual for a chick to feel a little insecure when placed beside another who she believes is more attractive than herself, (especially when that "other" is chatting so animatedly to her boyfriend) but I felt totally at ease.

I believe the reason for this is that, in the presence of such outward perfection, the usual spirit of competition is extinguished with the knowlege that this time, there IS no competition: the Knockout wins, end of story and there's no point in begrudging her that victory! May as well just bask in her glory like everyone else and have a strawberry margarita!

Oh, and I'd like to point out to all the ladies out there, something else I discovered: the hotness of one woman doesn't detract from the hotness of another, so give up all these petty jealousies that make our lives so much more difficult.

Shakira and Beyonce are very different but I love to see BOTH of 'em perform!