Saturday, September 13, 2003

I just came back from, get this....a class on Middle Eastern Dance, a.k.a Belly-dancing!!

It was bare sport, and my body feels much more...fluid.
At the end of the class, the instructor told me that I'm "a natural" and to "keep it up"!

Yee-ha!

That, by the way, was the Highlight Of My Day!

Note to self: get a jingly hip-scarf

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Just came back from seeing S.W.A.T. in Olympus.

Colin Farrell is so fackin' hot! Tha's right! Tha's just how hot he is: I cussed to illustrate his hotness.

Gentlemen, this movie has lotsa guns, killing, and shit blowing up so you'll love it.

Ladies, this movie is just CRAWLING with hotties! Even de baddies look good!
And LL Cool J makes ya wanna "move your body like a snake" and slither ALL over that fine torso of his!

Aw man, now I'm all hyped up and I can't go to sleep.
Guess I'll have to do what any gal needs to do after too much eye-candy...go burn off those calories of course!

Take me Colin.

Criminal by Fiona Apple

I've been a bad, bad girl
I've been careless with a delicate man
And it's a sad sad world
When a girl will break a boy
Just because she can
Don't you tell me to deny it
I've done wrong and I want to
Suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need
Guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds
Before I get them done
I know tomorrow brings the consequence
At hand
But I keep livin' this day like
The next will never come

Oh help me but don't tell me
To deny it
I've got to cleanse myself
Of all these lies till I'm good
Enough for him
I've got a lot to lose and I'm
Bettin' high
So I'm beggin' you before it ends
Just tell me where to begin

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

Let me know the way
Before there's hell to pay
Give me room to lay the law and let me go
I've got to make a play
To make my lover stay
So what would an angel say
The devil wants to know

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love

What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the one I've sinned against

Because he's all I ever knew of love
The End

Yup. That's me right now.
I feel like a criminal for being careless with a delicate man. I should have to carry around a big red letter to pay for my crime. Not necessarily an "A"...maybe a "C".
"C" for careless of course.
Oh boy, what do I do now?
Well, after gettin' a bit stir-crazy at home all day, a little "coffee-lime" outing was welcomed with open arms! "Yaaaaay!" I thought to myself, "I'm goin' out!!"

It seems to me that every time there's a mixed gathering, somehow the topic of relationships and the differences between men and women, keeps cropping up and tends to dominate the converstion!
With all the time and energy that everybody seems to put into discussing these things, you'd think that we'd actually have a clue! It appears to be quite the opposite actually: we still don't know diddly squat about the opposite sex and we all make WAY too many generalisations!

I DID however learn a couple things last night:

1.) Men can be just as harsh and picky towards women, as women are towards men
2.) The correct direction to tweak your man's nipples is anticlockwise!

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

I feel like rambling....and I've decided that whenever I get that feeling, I'm gonna run with it instead of stifling it.

They say it's not healthy to suppress your feelings, and in spite of my knowing this, I find I'm still a big Feeling Suppresser with regard to feelings that when expressed will most likely cause conflict or confrontation.

On the positive side, I find I'm good at analysing myself!

C.O.T.
I feel like goin' out....who can I get on such short notice? I think I should start up a dating service. There seems to be a market for it!

Hmm, as bajans do we say "dating"? Like when ya go to the movies with a potential flam, do we call it a date? If not, then what??

Back to my dating service...on second thought, I think Barbados may be too small a community for that kinda thing. Though...a variation might actually work out...


Y'know...I think I like Japanese food.

Toldya I felt like rambling.