If sex was materialised into an inanimate object, this
would be it....and this
would be my favourite position.

Talk about releasin' your Part B! Me-OW baby!

So far, this's the most commercial Christmas I've had. I haven't had time for shopping nor decorating, only working to get other people's money.
It's still early...maybe I can work this out.

My Yoga Mat

When I’m on my yoga mat, I’m in my own little world.
I feel invincible and somewhat above it all…
For a brief moment in time, my body is strong and perfect,
And does everything I ask of it.

Speaking of which, I have a Personal Achievement to announce!
I did 3 boy-style push-ups during my Saturday workout! Hell-Yeah!
I usually do the girl-style ones, but this time it seems like I developed the upper body strength to really work it! Yes man! I'se a soje!

C.O.T.

Somebody thought my Mum & I were sisters this morning…I haven’t quite made up my mind whether or not this bothers me.

C.O.T.

I bathed my Granddad’s dog Puppy (yeah, tha’s his name) this weekend. He’s such a drama queen (Puppy, not my Granddad…although Granddad has his moments too).
I had to tie his collar to the gate just so he wouldn’t run off, and THEN he acted like the whole thing was some big traumatizing experience! His body went limp and his eyes glazed over, as if he was tryin’ to astrally project his spirit to a happier time and place. After it was all over and he was lookin’ and smellin’ good, I untied him.
He looked at me in disbelief, then trotted off. Would you believe the first thing that idiot dog went and did, was go and roll up in one setta mud! Schuuuupes.