Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I am officially witholding my patronage of Woolworth's lingerie department. Yeah, they're economical, but is it worth the grief?

How is it possible that there is never one single size 36D bra on the entire floor...in ANY brand??? I've visited this store about 6 times in the last year and it's always "Oh, dem outa stock." Not good enough! And they never know when the next shipment is due either! I dunno, maybe they don't think it's any of my business and they don't wanna tell me. Maybe it's top secret info or something.

However my guess is that the lazy floor attendants don't want to go and check. They even act like my asking a question is an unwelcome interruption of their rivetting conversation. AAAARGH!

Kind of a C.O.T., But Not Really

And then I've realised the last FOUR times I've been to the Olympus, THERE WERE NO NACHOS!! That's the only thing I'll eat from their menu! I don't think anything else on their list is worth the price! When asked why there never seem to be nachos in the Olympus anymore, the cashier said "Cuz we ain' get in any."

What kind of a stupid fuckin' answer is THAT? Duh, we don't have them because we don't have them. That is, in essence, what the woman said! These people just do not care about how they come across to anyone!!!

If you don't know, say "Well, I'm not really sure myself mam, I like the nachos too, but our supplier hasn't visited in a while." Make something up if necessary! Identify with the customer! Endear yourself to the customer! Make the customer WANT to spend money with you!

Makes sense to me!!!