The neighbors have gone overseas and have entrusted ME with walking their dogs. Feelin'kinda fussy about it too! This is the perfect chance to try out the tecniques I picked up from The Dog Whisperer!

There're three of 'em: a small, white, hairy, calm male, and two medium-sized, brown, close-haired, rambuctious females. Snuggles, Holly and Kay respectively.

Last night was the first run and, knowing that I probably couldn't handle all three by myself, I drafted the brother and the boyfriend to K-9 duty too.
The Private kept suggesting that I wear sneakers but I scoffed, saying "Sneakers? Please! This is gonna be an easy stroll around de neighborhood. I ain' joggin' nuhwhere!"

Well, if there's one thing I am, it's woman enough to say when I'm wrong. I was wrong, okay? And The Private was right. Clopping along in flip-flops, and having to stop ever so often to retrieve one didn't make for efficient dog-walking. I'll step up my game tonight.


Brilliant addition to my fitness routine!

I guess I've always suspected as much but I needed to test it out for myself.
Yes, I have uncovered one of the great lies of the cosmetic industry: shampoo CAN be used as a shower gel!

Therefore it stands to reason that shower gel can be used as shampoo, and who knows, maybe in years to come I'll develop the ovaries to prove/disprove this.

Wait...now that I think about it, liquid hand-soap could probably stand in for shampoo AND shower gel!

Whoa. Lemme stop before somebody's mind is blown.

C.O.T.

I've started my crop-over with the standard Baje fetes every Friday night, and dammit, I intend to enjoy every minute of it! If I like the music, I WILL dance and that's all there is to it.
To hell with the girls who stand on the sidelines and and look at me in disdain when I boogie solo. I'M the one havin' fun; what are THEY doin' with their $15-$20?

However I've made the decision to walk with earplugs when I fete. Am I now too old, or is the volume just too frikkin' loud at these fetes???

Damn.