Friday, April 02, 2004

Why couldn't he have apologised?
I put aside MY ego and said I was sorry....why couldn't he? What, he didn't think he did anything wrong?
He friggin' abandoned us 2 weeks before the competition, and suddenly he finds somethin' to bitch about?
And why, in the name of all rhyme and reason, couldn't he have talked to us about it PRIVATELY instead of trying to make it everybody else's business as well?

Maybe I'm the one who's wrong.

In fact, no! I'm NOT wrong! He's too old to be havin' ego trips!

Daana's Reminders: Having more grey hair than black, is NOT necessarily a sign of maturity or wisdom.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

I fear that an evil force is trying to weasel its way into my life.
The thing is, I don't think he even realises that he's evil! I may have to clue the brother in.
He's been calling me for no apparent reason for the last couple days, and I'm very suspicious. Last night he called and started off the coversation with the usual small-talk: "How ya doin'?", "What're your plans for the night", etc.

Eventually, he get's to the point of the call:

Evil Force: So listen, I need you to do me a favour.
Me *eyes narrowed* :Uh,.....what?
Evil Force: Me and a couple guys are stranded. I need you to come pick us up in St.John.
Me: What???
Evil Force : Yeah, I just need a lift home. We're all really drunk.
Me: ****, I am NOT leavin' my house to go out in de middle-a nowhere to pick you and your friends up! What the hell happened to your friend's car?
Evil Force: Oh, all 4 tires got slashed. Right, so ya comin'?
Me: WHAT???? How did...? In fact, NO! Why the three-a y'all doan go and catch de bus???
Evil Force *whining*: The bus? Naw man, tha'd decrease our pimp status. Look, here's the mission...ready to hear the mission? (Mission?)
Me: ****, be serious. Look, I goin' to bed.
Evil Force: Ok, I guess I frigged that up. G'night, talk to ya later.

Schuuupes, the nerve of him...actin' like we on DAT kinda level. I don't think that's the last I've heard of him.

C.O.T.

And now,
The Highlight Of My Day So Far:

On the spur of the moment, I treated myself to a water massage on a Hydrobed!
Mmm-mm, and it was good! It tickles a little bit when the pressure is applied to the buttocks area, but nothin' I couldn't handle!
Got up feelin' TOTALLY relaxed. In fact, so relaxed was I, that I couldn't get rid of my goofy smile nor walk in a straight line, for a good couple minutes afterwards.
And I didn't even have to take my clothes off.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Had an encounter with that weirdo "cultural officer" again. He said my collarbones "aren't happening".
Now what the heck is THAT s'posed to mean?? As if I don't have enough to worry about without adding my collarbones to the list.
He also commented that my neck muscles could use some strengthening. He recommends that I find a partner and start kissing. Dear Lord, please don't let that be a come-on. I will run, screaming, if I detect even the slightest hint of a flirt from this man.

C.O.T.

Shane has apologised profusely for treating me like shit over the last two months, and has even given me a bomb-diggy present to show his appreciation for my refusal to let him give up!
I, in turn, have been the perfect example of a gracious partner and refrained from slapping him upside the head and yelling "I TOLD you so!!!"

All's well in Daanesville for the time being.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

I can't believe it.
Shane and I are now the reigning Strictly Latin dance champions!
We won BOTH the advanced categories last night! When they announced the winners we just stood there for several seconds, eyes bugging and mouths agape. I'll bet we looked like real poppets. No-one was more surprised than us. I felt like crying.

I guess I was just remembering all the frustration Shane and I went through, much of which was because of someone who was s'posed to be on our side, but instead, we found out, was waiting for us to fail.

Turns out that some people are just sore losers though. Which brings me to:

The "Unsportsman-like Conduct Of The Night" Award

This award goes to that bitch who threw the pep bottle at us when we were announced as the winners. And to think, she was talkin' good with me before my category too! Ha! She musse was upset cuz she get eliminate in HER category! And to top it off, she bandy too, cuz she miss wid de bottle!


Oh, and special mention goes to whoever tief de matching panty part of my costume (AFTER I performed in it, mind you.).
I tellya, what a night.