Ash Wednesday yesterday heralded the start of the Lenten season and I, Naolat Kukamunga (bet nobody knew that was my last name), the Queen of Self-Deprivation, will be giving up all forms of processed carbohydrates. That's right, no macaronie pie, no toasted cheese sandwiches and CERTAINLY no caramel blondies! .

I ain't scurred tho, I've done this sorta thing before. 40 days ain' nattin!

C.O.T.

The secret phrase is...

"The chicken can stay."

First person to say this to my face gets a free lollipop.

At last, I have some evidence of personal growth to record!
I think I can finally say that my taste in men is truly ecclectic, and that I can appreciate the beauty in any type!

I can say this since I've developed a crush on Petey Pablo!
I've chosen to look at this in a positive light instead of admitting that I think I've lost my damn mind.
For the first time in my life, I find attractive, someone who fits into the African American, gangsta-rapper, hoochie-mama-lovin' mold.
That voice...those lips.

I can't believe I'm sayin' this, but those platinum teeth covers (or whatever they're called) really work for him.
Dear Lord, what's happening to me?


Freek-A-Leek - Petey Pablo

24, 34, 46, good and thick, and once you get it she'll work wit it.
Put a face and some cute lips, earing and a tongue and she'll know what to do wit it.
Make a name for herself, and she do her shit well, and know how to keep her business to herself.
Come over anytime a nigga call chick, 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, (ding dong) and she right there.
And she know why she came here, and she know where her clothes suppose to be (off and over there).
Sniff a little coke, take a little x, smoke a little weed, drink a little bit.
I need a girl that I can freak wit,
and wanna try shit, and ain't scared of a big dick.
And love to get her pussy licked,
by another bitch, cus I ain't drunk enough to do that.

[Chorus:]
FREAKALEEK!
(Do you like it daddy?) Shameka
Keisha
(Do you like it daddy?) Tara
FREAKALEEK!
Shonda
(Do you like it daddy?) Sabrina
Crystal
(Do you like it daddy?)Daronda
FREAKALEEK!
Theresa
(Do you like it daddy?) Falicia
Tenisha
(Do you like it daddy?) Sharon
FREAKALEEK!
Monica
(Do you like it daddy?) Monique
Christina
(Do you like it daddy?) Yolanda

[Verse Two:]
I need to know a whole lot then to teachin' a broad, with my ding dong make her tongue tickin the bong.
Go on ahead so I dont have to do that far, I'm spoiled (and I don't like to work that hard).
I like to lay back, relax, and enjoy my time, and let your eyes roll back and my toes curl.
(I love when you do that girl) Until it comes time for me to have to give her hers.
Tell me what you want, do you want it missionary with your feet cramed into the head board?
Do you want it from the back with your face in the pillow so you can
yell it loud if you want to?
Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it on the chair?
Do you want it over here? Do you want it over there?
Do you want it in ya pussy? Do you want it in ya ass?
I'll give you anything you can handle!

Not the most enlightening lyrics out there, but the song has a catchy beat.

Suppose there's this thing that *Tawneesha is not s'posed to do, and she, like a good girl, refrains from doing it...how can one tell whether she refrained because
a) she knew it was the wrong thing to do, or
b) she just plain chickened out despite the fact that she really wanted to ?

And would the reasoning behind her non-action really matter as long as she did the right thing?
DOES the ends really justify the means?

Boy, I'm getting really philosophical here.