Last Sunday I had my first obscene text message from a stranger. Boy, did THAT cause some confusion for me, especially when he left a couple kinky messages on my voicemail too! Ew.

"Andy" called a few more times even though I told him repeatedly, in tones of increasing irritation that I was NOT "the girl from the chat room" and to quit calling! He got the message when the Private answered my phone and laid down some territorial baritone in his ear!

That was...kinda cool.

C.O.T.

The Barbados Ballroom Travelling Team (of which I am a member) has
entered the IndepenDANCE competition and after only 2 rushed nights
and one sweaty morning of choreographing & practising (props to my
dance partner), we produced a 5-couple piece which aced the prelims
and is worthy of the Zone Finals THIS Friday!

Now I've seen some of our competition and frankly...our team needs
some work.

It's extremely frustrating when SOME of our team members don't seem to understand the importance of actually PERFORMING when on stage rather than just going through the motions as if their lunch menu consisted of a handful of sedatives.

Energy!!! Is that too much to ask? What can I say to motivate these few stage sloths that I haven't already said? It'd be different if they were performing by themselves but they're dragging down the rest of the team and that's not good enough!

I SO don't want to have to be a bitch about this...but I might just have to play that role for once.

We'll see how rehearsal goes tonight.